NEW YEAR HERE PEOPLE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
And here Are the ten mischieves i have done this year
- Moved to the house on haunted eunos, yeah thta was good move....... blah
- Had a massive orgy at my previos work place, a bit clumsy rather than erotic......
- Tried poppers, it smelled like paint thinner..........
- Stoled perfume from a shopping mall, i was bored la...........
- Gave my friend a hustler for his birthday, an ugly one............
- Got drunk and made out with a straight man on my birthday, its true, straight man can't snog.........
- Work as a massage therapist, with the extras included........
- Peed in a glass and gave it to someone to drink telling him it was ice tea as a prank, what he did to me was worse ok.............
- Had a boyfriend younger than me, like that was an idiotic move made ever.........
- and finally, Got banned from a club for giving someone a blowjob in the middle of the dancefloor, and no, i dont regret that one......
so there you have it people, and happy new fucking year!
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